Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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