I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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