I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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