Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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