So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just invented taco cereal.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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