I cockslap morals
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
