ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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