break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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