Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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