I'm eating all of the evidence.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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