So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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