I need help removing her.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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