i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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