why didn't you poke me back
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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