Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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