I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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