So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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