She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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