margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will die if light touches me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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