I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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