who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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