Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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