it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He felt like a one man threesome
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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