she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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