I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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