She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
pray to the hookup gods
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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