I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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