Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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