We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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