lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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