In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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