What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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