piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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