This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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