theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed