I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary