Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(404): View more from Georgia

He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.

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(317): View more from Indiana

How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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(248): View more from Michigan

im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.

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(647): View more from Ontario

So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.

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(775): View more from Nevada

sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works

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