I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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