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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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