why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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