If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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