We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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