Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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