I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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