Everything about him screamed your future.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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