just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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