We're facebook friends in real life
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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