and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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