All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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