She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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