am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I understand Curling. That high.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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