I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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