my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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