I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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