We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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