You're so nebulous sometimes
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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